In a world where fashion choices range from the bold to the bewildering, there exists a special breed of fashionistas who proudly sport the most shameless t-shirts known to humanity.
Wait Your Turn
Ladies, get in line. Do not worry if you are not first. The supply is plentiful.
Shame On You
Shame on those girls! The guy has a stellar smile and a golden heart.
Didn't You Know
Not everything is flat in Florida. If you don't know, now you know.
Success Story
Beating anorexia can be tough, but it's a battle worth fighting for.
Scenic Beauty
Have you ever been to Italy? It's a country full of surprises.
Do I?
Only a skinny person could wear a shirt that reads "Do I make you look fat?"
Winning
50, fat, diabetic, and still beating you in the race.
Big Brains
Don't be so harsh on yourself my lady.
$20 is $20
This guy knows his price. Take it or leave it.
Transparent
Bringing out her confidence. Designed for a comfortable fit.
Quickie
Something about that smirk makes me think she's serious. I guess there's only one way to find out.
Lots of Trouble
One might think this girl is nothing but trouble.
Safety First
Many places allow pickup truck riding, but it can be very dangerous.
Almost There
A lady's desire for fame is almost universal, and this one is no exception.
Awesome Parts
Perfection is an idea that is difficult, if not impossible, for any individual to achieve.
Nerds Please
Talk dirty, I mean, nerdy to me.
Perfect Paige
Golf is supposed to be a gentleman's game, isn't it? Where's the etiquette?
Strict Instruction
We have very strict instruction on what to do before taking photos.
Relieve Stress
Yes, yoga is known to be a beneficial practice for stress release.
Beach Beware
Attention seeking at it's finest.
I Hate Everyone
Tell us really how you feel, grandmom.
Don't Bother
Clearly, this girl is looking forward to a night full of drinking, partying, and good vibes only.
Keep Chugging
He's awaiting his opportunity. Licking his chops. With each passing chug, his success rate rises.
Twinning
But are they identical? Perhaps an examination is required.
Brute Strength
Being safe in the forest is more important than being smart.
Slide To Unlock
I'm not sure how this one works. It says "slide to unlock" but it won't do much.
Sexy Fart
Most people lack the confidence to wear a shirt like this in public.
Collage?
Doesn't look like she does a lot of studying anyway, does it?
Pure Talent
She definitely attracted a lot of attention that night on the dance floor.
Doubtful
Short hair, don't care. Flaunt that pink shirt like it's going out of style Gram.
I. Trust
She seems honest to me. I'd trust her.
Bald Spot
This guy probably knows what he's wearing. Barely old enough to classify as elderly.
Check Your Man
Can you blame him? Until you're married, all bets are off. Keep liking gentlemen.
Killing My Vibe
I can feel your energy from two planets away. I got my drink, I got my music I would share it but today I'm yelling. ***** don't kill my vibe!
Stronger Together
Can't argue with the shirt. Women have proven time and again that when they come together, they can accomplish incredible things.
Good Point
Now that I actually have to think about that statement — it's 100% true. This would require a lot more energy from the kidnappers.
Who Dis?
New phone, who dis? is a popular phrase used to avoid unwanted conversations.
20% Hotter
There's a lot of confidence in this woman. You might even think she's 20% hotter than you with that strut. Maybe it's true after all.
Oh Dear
She may be covering a 'c' with her arm? Perhaps...
Up For It?
That's gross, unless you're up for it. You taking that risk?
Young At Heart
This guy knows exactly how to shut down haters.
Lucky
She's playing her assets. Don't hate the game, hate the player.
Confidence
She thinks she's all that. Maybe she is? Some know. Some will never.
Yes It Does
How likely is it that you'll be wearing this shirt the day you get arrested?
Models Only
"Sorry girls, I only date models." Guess that's why he's cooking alone.
Naughty Boy
Now it makes sense why all the boys want to play at Johnny's house. Have some respect, will ya.
He's Connected
It's about who you know, not what you know.
Please Don't...
"Please do not feed the models." Are these the models?
Not North Face
The best part is probably the tagline "NEVER STOP STUDYING". Study that face constantly, indeed.
Listen Up
This might be the most effective way to get attention in a room full of people.
1 Star
A year that we could do without, 2020.
Seinfeld Fanatics
There is a family that loves Seinfeld, and they made a family outfit in honor of it.
Not Lying
He does dumb things. His hand and shirt as evidence.
How Ironic
You may not think this "I heart bacon" t-shirt is so bad, but look closer and you'll see this guy truly squirming when he stares into bacon's face.
Thailand Love Me
There is someone in Thailand who loves this Thailand guy, and he couldn't be happier.
Not A Quitter
It's funny most of the time, but definitely not if you've just been pulled over for drunk driving. It was as if the DUI ticket wrote itself.
Closer Look
Shirts like this one really make you take a second look.
I. Wish
In this quiet room, I sit alone, thinking 'bout the days when we were strong.
Good Dump
The guy is just wearing his truth on a t-shirt.
100% Jail
She is 98% naught, only 2% angel, and 100% in jail.
Backwards
Take me drunk, I'm home. I think someone got a little mixed up when making this funny shirt, but it turned out great.
Find Rita
Rita has been in this situation before. Her husband always gets lost in public and crowded areas.
Retrospective
At the time it seemed like a good idea, and they have the t-shirt to prove it.
Chick Magnet
Who could blame this girl for wanting to stay away?
Pee Police
The whole picture makes this shirt even more hilarious.
Take Your Pick
There is a very specific way in which this officer wants to be perceived.
Hustle Hard
Hustle brings good things, but the bus doesn't seem to be one of them.
Yolo Swacc
Tell Justin Bieber to protect his swag, because this man may steal it.
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It might be time to clear the space before you get caught in the flatulence zone.
Wasssssssup
Don't be afraid to say hey to the haters like this old man.
One Letter Off
It would be totally normal if that "R" was an "L."
Dead Mouse
Nobody wants dead mice at Disney World. Especially, Minnie.
Please Explain
There may be a point to this shirt's randomness, but otherwise there is no explanation.
Looking In A Mirror
Although cows aren't dumb, they're also not very smart.
Be Different
“BE DIFFERENT”, it’s a powerful message. When it's true.
Please Excuse
Wear this shirt if you want to save time.
Liar!
Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out you're not FBI.